April 5/03 - Plea From Sum Dude I Don't Know:
I have a backer willing to front cash large amounts....
I need to get besides someone willing to show me the ropes in this industry!
Anyone from Vancouver want to meet up with me and allow me to work besides them
and teach me the X X X industry?
I need to be taken under the wing.
I build web sites (flash) and have some experience, But have been following
the legality issues in getting into this business and need to figure out wtf
to do......
Help
email me at spermdonor101@hotmail.com
I have made many connections so far and have a hell of alot of ideas that would
fly.
May lay investors cahs into a partner ship thing? Dunno
Help me out
April 5/ 03- Zombiegirl Writes: 
Thanks to Ultimate Amore for the Tom Leykis Tix!! Check out their store in New
West for sum good deals
Hey Crispy Crunch, it doesn't take a whole day for
the stills, and not 2 days for the filming either... usually if things runs
smoothly it takes a few hours. Anyway, you said it Jake... if you've got those
qualities then please contact me. Note #1, thanks!! LOL. Shot for Jake Sweet
a few days ago for that new quiz show described below... one of the funnest
shoots in awhile. Can't wait til the site launches. ooh, i've got a serious
request here for you ppl, if you were at Cheers yesterday for the Tom Leykis
show live broadcast and took pictures of me on stage getting my boobs signed,
can you PLEASE send me some of the pics. Email them to me if you can.... or
if you had your pic taken with me I'd like to see those too!!! I was so unprepared
cuz I didn't plan on going on stage, or even going down there for that matter!!
thanks guys.
Sometime in March - Crispy Crunch Posts:
I AGREE WITH YOU JAKE AND I PRETTY MUCH HAVE ALL THOSE THINGS
THAT YA NEED BUT THE PROBLEM WITH ACTUALY GOING TO A SHOOT IS MY FULL TIME GIG
I MEAN FUCK IM JUST HAVING PROBLEMS TRYING TO FIND SHOOTS ON THE WEEKEND
YOU SEE IF I WERE TO CALL YOU UP AND SCHEDULE A TIME THERE IS ONE DAY OFF WORK
THEN YOU WANT A PHOTO SHOOT LIKE YOU SAID, THERE IS ANOTHER DAY OFF AND THEN
THERE IS THE ACTUAL MOVIE FILMING WHO KNOWS IT MIGHT TAKE 2 DAYS I REALLY CANT
RELY ON THIS TO PAY THE BILLS RIGHT BUT HEY IF THERE IS ANYTHING ON THE WEEKEND
FUCKIN RIGHTS I'LL BE THERE FASTER THEN YOU CAN SAY "MONEY SHOT" IF
YOU IF YOU GOT ANYTHING HOLLA
PEACE P.S. ZOMBIEGIRL KEEP STAYIN CUTE
Mar 17/03- Jake Sweet (www.jakebustsnuts.com)
Writes:
Hey ZOMBIEGIRL,
Jake here ...the whole I.S.M.A. thing is ..so vancouver like you say..I get
probably 5 guys a week who have been into isma, and always the same story...sure
we'll take your $250-$500-$2500..it's all the same it's really a tough biz for
the guys to get into.
The truth is...if your a guy who is
1. good looking.
2. got a great package. 7 1/2 or more
3. able to get an erection in 3 min or less in a crowded room and keep it up
for photos WITHOUT screwing the other performer , for approx 1 hour.
4. able to get me the "money shot" ..without having to go for dinner
first with the other actor.
5. not be a fucking "stalker" to the female talent.
6.and last but not at all least be fucking reliable and show up
when asked to..on time ready to work , with no excuses
then I might have some work for you...and I wont charge you money up front to
uh..put a portfolio together..?
...BUT I WILL ...take 15% off of every check that you earn thru work that you
go out and COMPLETE for me directly.
the reality of adult film is ...everyone is in it to make money..if it looks
to good to be true... it is .
Hey I'm looking for couples for a new game show that we are starting in april..this
should be a real blast we have some pretty crazy challenges for the contestants..it's
not over the top hard core actually kinda vanilla but actually a lot of fun.
The contestants must be attractive.
Very opened minded and possibly able to work with other performers.
This is a medium budget production which will more than likely go much bigger...
And you know me ...I want you to come out and see what its about ...
hugs an kisses to you
Jake
Mar 16/03- Zombiegirl writes:
The deal with ISMA.... hmmmm.... I'm not a guy so I can't
tell you from a guys point of view and how they would feel about the whole portfolio
thing. This is Vancouver and I don't believe a portfolio like the ones they
do there are necessary, I mean IT'S VANCOUVER and ppl know everyone else and
if a guy is a good woodsman then it does circulate. Good pics are needed, i
think, for everyone... all I can say is that they treat the women extremely
well and I would recommend them to any girl wanting to get in. Next, IT'S VANCOUVER,
you don't need an agent to get into this biz... all you have to do is apply,
talk to people, network, etc. Anyways, ISMA is a real company who produced DVD's
and that's all i'm gonna say...
on the other hand... have any of you noticed that I do NO PLUGGING for any of
my own sites, company stuff at all??!! Tryna keep this Vancity's gossip site,
not my own...
Also heard that Anotnio (who was working at Global) used to book girls and ask
the companies for a finders fee... he would then demand a cut off the girls
pay as well... double scam there!!! And he would insist on working with the
girls as well, to get himself work... that's sooooo LA.
Mar 15/03- Crispy Crunch writes ( no
way in relation to Crispy of Silver
Pearl !!!)
HEY MAJA YOU DONT KNOW ME BUT I WORK WITH A GUY NAMED D.A. AND HE TELLS ME ALOT
ABOUT YOU BUT ANYWAYS I HAVE A QUESTION ...WHAT IS THE DEAL WITH ISMA PRODUCTIONS
ARE THEY A SCAM OR WHAT??
EG. I WENT IN FOR AN INTERVIEW YES IM A STUGGLING ACTOR IN THIS INDUSTRY, VERY
STUGGLIN...BUT THEY TOLD ME THEY LIKED WHAT I GOT AND THEY HAVE A PERFECT ROLE
FOR ME IN THIS NEXT PRODUCTION CUMMING UP BUT THEY NEVER GOT BACK I TRIED CALLING
THEM AND ALL I GOT WAS THE RUN AROUND AFTRE I TOLD THEM WHERE I WORK FULL TIME
THEY KIND OF GAVE ME THE BRUSH
THEN A FRIEND OF MINE WENT IN FOR AN INTERVIEW THEY TOLD HIM EXACTLY THE SAME
THING AS ME ONLY THEY SAID THEY WANT HIM IN THE MOVIE AND ON THE DVD COVER BUT
HE HAD TO PAY THEM 500$ WHICH HE DID NOT AWARE AND ONCE THE PICTURE WERE TAKEN
THEY SAID THEY CALL HIM WHEN THE SHOOTING STARTS AND HEYY GUESS WHAT ....NOTHING.NOW
HE SHOWED ME THE PICS AND I MEAN THEY WERE OK BUT ARENT THEY SUPPOSED TO PAY
YOU TO HAVE SEX ON CAMERA NOT YOU PAY THEM AND PLUS IF THEY WANTED PICS DEREK
COULD HAVE TAKEN THEM AND IT WOULD HAVE BEEN ALOT CHEAPER. ANYWAYS THEY PISS
ME OFF LET ME KNOW THE INSIDE SCOOP ON THIS SHAM COMPANY AND HOPEFULLY IF THINGS
GO WELL WITH MY FREELANCE AGENT D. HOPEFULLY ILL BE WORKING WITH YOU IN FUTURE
PEACE DJ CRISPY
Mar 10/03- Zombiegirl Writes:
Dang, Mr Marcus looks amazing on the cover!!! I had the
pleasure of working with him twice and he's a crazy sexual being... wicked cast
u got there, too bad i wasn't down in LA to be part of it... grrrr.... anyways,
back to VanCity news... Firm Productions has their new
revamped site up n running and it's HOT... hearing the music in tha
background inspires my body to start seducing the nearest male... oh yeah, if
u don't hang out on Gofuckyourself
then here're
pics of the webmaster dinner last weekend at Joe Fortes....
A certain rambling director whom I fondly miss *sniff* writes
in with: 
DAVID AARON CLARK'S "ASIA NOIR" MARKS NEW PHASE IN MAVERICK DIRECTOR'S
UNIQUE BRAND OF PORNOGRAPHY.
Today marks the release of 2003 AVN nominee for Best
Video Director and Best All-Sex Series DAVID AARON CLARK's "ASIA NOIR,"
his first show for this year through VIDEO TEAM.
The black/Asian gonzo feature stars NYOMI MARCELA, SABRINE
MAUI, KIMMY KAHN, LYLA LEI, LUCY LEE and KELANA being hungrily ravaged by MR.
MARCUS, DARREN JAMES, GUY DiSILVA and KOHL MYNAH. A film crew from "60
MINUTES" was present to document one day of the shoot for an upcoming segment
on the adult industry.
Clark has this to say:
"I've never shot with such an extraordinarily perfect
cast. We were all coming off of the AVN Expo, and everybody was in a dynamic
state of being still ready to party but also galvanized to start taking care
of business in the New Year.
"I had been asked to do what I basically decided
would be a 'mansion-porn' exercise, with rich settings and good production values,
but with a really ferocious gonzo edge - true gonzo, in the style, particularly,
of John Leslie, my favorite porn director ever. I went for a beautiful, romantic
sunlit veneer that gets darker as the movie progresses, as each dream state
of sexual frenzy leads to another shift in perception of reality.
"But what's really important is that the sex is
the best I've ever shot. I was allowed to cast whomever I wanted, and the actresses
are all favorites - working with Sabrine Maui for the first time was a blast,
and I had just shot a great scene for my website with Nyomi and Lyla, so they
just hit the next level for me. And working with Marcus for the first time was
an incredible pleasure - I can't think of a male performer more capable of being
smart, funny and a force of nature like that all at the same time. Darren James
also starts proving himself here as an essential performer.
"As usual, I spent over a month editing the show
myself, doing the music, as well. Since I'm a one-man band, I don't put them
out as often as some folk manage to. But when my titles do arrive, you can be
assured I've put my all into each and every one. This time I was out to prove
that you can combine true gonzo-style sex shooting with more layers, and not
detract from the heat. It's easily the most commercial thing I've ever done
yet it in no way compromises my commitment to taking a higher, smarter road
with my porn."
ASIA NOIR is a SERIOUS MIRROR PRODUCTION released by
VIDEO TEAM. David Aaron Clark can be reached at dolorosaX@aol.com; for review
copies contact Kimberly@videoteam.com.
Mar 8/03- Jake Sweet (trunked.com)
Writes:
HAHAHAHAHAHA...that awesome...thanks Dan.. that wasn't me who the police were
talking about...but I will tell you..that I am the FIRST person that
they called...the truth is that the police know all about our production company
and what-where we shoot ,probably more than any other company out there due
to the fact that we are shooting a minimum of 7 productions a week..all different
and all over the city...they actually wave to me as I drive by in my little
hot rod ....we do have a production licenese to shoot adult content and our
full time lawyer was called the very same day probably only minutes after the
report......the funniest thing about that whole thing is that only about 20
minutes prior to the actual police report...I just happen to run into my direct
competition walking right in the area that the report was made...so I'm a little
suspicious about the whole thing.....but thats the nature of the biz..
Jake
Mar 7/03- Zombiegirl Writes:
Dave is clearly on hallucinogens. I keep telling you,
DRUGS ARE BAD!!!!! So all you pornstar wannabe guys... go to his site below
and send him all your nekkid shots... all of em, as many as u have....i dare
you...
Mar 7/03- Dave (Silver Pearl Productions) Writes:
Hey Zombiegirl!
Dave from Silver Pearl here . The site is up! the URL is www.pearlofvancouver.com
. Could you put that in our company listing on your site ? Also it would be
great if you could change the phone # to 604 682 3339 . There is no link to
your site on there , but I will instruct our webmaster to put one in as soon
as possible . You're going to hate the picture of you on there - but trust me
you're the only one who feels that way . Everyone who sees it is like "
who's the hottie on the end?".
cheers ,
Mar 6/03-Dan Writes:
Was it Jake's site (www.trunked.com)
they were talking about on the news today in Vancouver. The news story is about
the police investigating the siting of a woman a couple of weeks ago who was
tied up in the trunk of a car that sped off. The news said they were checking
out a fetish porno website regarding woman stuffed in trunks. Does anybody know?
Feb 26/03- Zombiegirl Writes:
Holy shit!!! there's something that actually scares Jake
Sweet!!?? Thought u'd be so jaded fromeverything you see.... I'm starting to
get to that point already, LOL...BTW did you see the footage of Tex n I yet???
ROFL.... anyways, I had no idea of who Dorothy Stratten was... this is pretty
cool
Feb 25/03- Jake (www.trunked.com)
Sweet Writes:
Jake here ...I was just reading what that "Noel"
girl wrote...It sounds to
me that alot of your fans are going to productions without any Idea about
what they are in for....TAKE A GUY WITH YOU...this is the kind of stuff that
scares the shit out of me...and I see it all the time...PLEASE ladies if you
don't know who you are shooting with..or what the shoot entales..don't
fucking go.... Always ask if they have a production license ask for
credentials or references...Zombiegirl is pretty up to date on who and what
people
are shooting so at very least e-mail her BEFORE you go...It's only money...
Jake
Feb 24/03- Albert Writes:
THe Dairy Queen that Dorthy worked is on Hastings near Victoria on the Mid Track.
The movie Star 80 was filmed there. I live near there, so it was quite a shock
to me when I heard how she died, I was 16 or 17 at the time. My girlfriend at
the time lived in the same house that Dorthy lived in years ago.
She was the most beautiful woman in the world. She is missed
Albert
Dorothy Stratten, pic from www.dorothystratten.com
or for a Hollywood style story
check out www.eonline.com/On/Holly/Greatest/Facts/stratten.html
Noel Writes:
FYI, I showed the picture of "Manny" that you
posted in the Van porn site to a couple of G/F's. They all got the same call
as me, $200.00 for a 20 minute still picture shoot. One was silly enough to
actually go and meet him but he didn't use mannys name, but he did have a french
Canadian accent. The person in the posted pic was not the same individual, so
what gives????
It just seems all too much the same.. what do you think?
Hugs, Noel
Feb 23/03-Jake Sweet Writes:
www.trunked.com
Very cool topic.
I love this retro porn shit..and yes some of the info regarding Dorthy that
you've written is True..do you also know that she actually grew up in "Port
Moody B.C." and went to high school there...she does have a younger sister
who still lives in B.C.
any other info would be acessable thru old public court documents via the "freedom
of information act"..
trivia.....she also went to school with a 1980's " Worlds strongest man"
winner "Tom Mcgee" who also grew up in Port Moody B.C.
Jake
who loves ya babe....... :)
Feb 23/03-Eric Writes:
This may be totally ancient history, almost before recorded
time. But Playboy Playmate of the Year 1980 was Dorothy Stratten, a 19-yr old
girl brought to L.A. from Vancouver by her boyfriend, soon-to-become-hustand
and murderer, Paul Snyder. Paul wound up strapping Dorothy in a fuck machine
and killing her (fucking her before or after he blew her head off) and then
himself with the shotgun one afternoon in their apartment her in West Los Angeles.
The story goes that Paul was a Vancouver pimp (this seems to be quite true)
who met Dorothy while she was working at Dairy Queen. One rumor here in L.A.
was that before coming to L.A. Dorothy was hooking for Paul, and it is this
dirty little secret that allowed Paul to keep her as long as he did, the reason
she couldn't be honest with her new love, Peter Bogdonovich, and couldn't completely
dump Paul.
Has anyone in Vancouver heard these stories? Can anyone
confirm or contradict these rumors? Thanks.
P.S. Zombiegirl, you kick major buttl.
WHO'S THE HOTTIE??!!
Feb 12/03- Zombiegirl Writes:
so apparently Manny the Freak has been lamely attempting
to slam me at gofuckyourself.com, by saying that i fart, ROFL.... he's never
even met me B4, ever!! Someone sent me a pic of him so I finally know who to
run from if I ever see him.... I heard he's been calling all the companies in
Toronto and saying everyone in Vancouver is an asshole... lol... and I also
heard that he ended up in Vancouver cuz a bunch of webmasters/companies out
East chipped in to buy him a ticket here....
Feb 9/03-Zombiegirl Writes: mmmmmmmmm....
simulated raaaaaaape. I luv raaaaaaaape
Hey Zepp Head... who is this??? it sounds like the perfect
porn company!!! I love rape and all that utha fun shit you're talkin bout...
and why aren't i involved?!?!? I will humbly volunteer to be the official "Choking
Artist" to axphixiate the girls and spit their mouths...
anyways, looks like Manny might be gone.... i heard that he did two shoots here
in Van for a local company and HE COULD NOT GET IT UP!! BOTH TIMES.
The footage was unusable.... I never met him personally (even though he'd call
me everyday) but I heard he kinda looks like a pear, and kinda gross... not
a very good description at all; if you can come up with a better one then tell
me.
Did ya see my post on LukeFord??
just scroll down, actually i didn't even want it to be posted but he did anyways...grrr....
Feb 9/03-Zepp Head Writes:
There will be a New Porn Video Production company starting up in June/July of
this year.Movies are already being made and the production is fan-fuckin-tatsic.They
Specialize in Simulated rape,Gangbangs,DP's & Hardcore Bondage.I will keep
you updated with news regarding the Company.
JESUS.
WHY ME??
WTF!??! Why the fuck do people send me pics like these???
Cuz they wanna be a pornstar??? Cuz they think i'll get instantly horny??? ROFL...
if this happens more often I'll be starting a whole new section titled "guys
who write in wanting to be pornstars" If you can guess who's cock this
is then Email ME!!
*Check out VanCity's Own Skye Lee
(star of Bitchmobile.com)
at PEEKSHOWS.COM
live in action*
Frost Entertainment Writes:
I came across your website and was quite impressed. I run a
company call Frost Entertainment Inc. and I was hoping you might be able
to help me. I am looking for talent in Vancouver that would be willing
to fill a number of Webcam positions, but more importantly I am looking
for agents and recruiters that know the local scene and can direct
people towards me.
I am a share holder in MacFarrock Publications Ltd. which owns
http://www.Urbanights.com as well as many other adult oriented
companies. I think we may be able to help one another and look forward to speaking
with you soon. dmacdonald@urbannights.com
